Recently a Wearable Sleep Pillow was brought to my attention. Please take a look below, and be in awe:

Yes, you saw correctly. This could be yours one day. All of this.

Meet, the Ostrich, which offers a “micro environment in which to take a warm and comfortable power nap at ease.” A cocoon for one’s head. So it may look funny. WHO CARES. There’s no shame in sleeping accessories because everyone knows and agrees sleep is awesome once you’re past the age of 5 and forced to have nap time. It’s just a fact, thank you. Not having sleep accessories?? So five minutes ago.

Now, nap time is like candy, it’s that appealing. And thus, so is the Ostrich.