Oh hiiii. We didn’t see you there. Oh wait, we did.
It’s JaSarah (according to Jason). According to Sarah it’s SaJarah (the J is silent). And we’re here to let you know what we think is so passé. But let’s be honest — who the hell are we to decide what’s actually trendy?! Hah. We just made a blog because we think we’re two of the most ridiculous human beings alive. Either that, or we’re majorly self-centered. Probably a bit of both.
Anyhoo, it’s the Fourth of Frickin’ July and we’re farming it — yup. That’s right. On a farm. (Well, technically a wildlife preserve, but details are so five minutes ago.)
I think that’s all we can muster for today. We’re hella tired. Being awesome is mucho exhausting. And it’s gin and tonic hour. Or rather, gin and titonic — a cocktail with ice shaped like ships and icebergs. So we’re gonna say adios, before we’re so five minutes ago.